Don’t be quiet in the bedroom!
Be a good girl/boy who knows how to be bad and talk dirty.
Work your way into it and take it easy!
The language of Love, Lust and Sex
There is one very important detail. It’s something I believe in that and that’s, the sex has to be good or the relationship won’t work.
Talking dirty is an essential part of my sex life and one of
the naughtiest things I enjoy. Dirty talk is the opportunity to really push
back all the boundaries and stops.
Being sweet and polite by nature, and
expressing my dirty side in bed and blurting out sexy rude things is a lot of
fun and gives a spice to my sex life.
Talking
dirty to your sweetheart is a great form of sex play, but there are certain
things you must keep in mind in order to have the best experience.
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Find the words to
start the conversation
Talking about sex can be a tricky business, but it's worth it. Being
open and honest about what you both want will bring you both closer. So
whether you are with someone new or in a relationship, it's healthy to talk
about sex...
Romantic conversation starters are
dependent on what a person does or does not consider romantic. To some, bold
gestures and flowers are the only way to symbolize romance. To others, take-out
Chinese and a slasher movie is the epitome of romance. Be sure to keep your own
personality and viewpoint in mind when looking for romantic ways to start
conversations. Also, if you're trying to spark a conversation with someone that
you know, be sure to take his or her personality into account.
There are two main types of people that you may
want to start a romantic conversation with: (1) People you've
just met or people whom you are hoping to meet. (2) People that
you are dating. You may want to lead the conversation in an amorous way for an
evening or inject some spice into the relationship...
Each of these conversations requires different
nuances of conversation…
There may come a
point in your relationship when it seems there is very little left to
discover. In fact, while dining with friends, you are able to predict what
he will order, can flawlessly recite all of his stories, and know whether
he is blushing or fuming depending on the conversation. Things are
predictable and comfortable and this is okay. Actually, its a rare
and beautiful thing to find a true and steadfast connection with
someone. However, this means you must make an extra
effort to engage in deep conversations with your partner. To be honest, some
days it is hard to find the energy to go above and beyond or give that extra
amount of effort when it comes to romantic relationships...
An intimate relationship is an interpersonal relationship that
involves physical or emotional intimacy. Physical intimacy is characterized by
friendship, platonic love, romantic love or sexual activity.
Love is an important
factor in physical and emotional intimate relationships.
Love is qualitatively and quantitatively different from liking,
and the difference is not merely in the presence or absence of sexual
attraction. There are three types of love in a relationship: passionate love, companionate
love, and sacrificial love.
Sacrificial love reflects the subsumption of the individual self will within a
union and is said to be expressed within the Christian Godhead and towards
humanity. Companionate love involves diminished potent feelings of attachment,
an authentic and enduring bond, a sense of mutual commitment, the profound
feeling of mutual caring, feeling proud of a mate's accomplishment, and the
satisfaction that comes from sharing goals and perspective. In contrast,
passionate love is marked by infatuation, intense preoccupation with the
partner, throes of ecstasy, and feelings of exhilaration that come from being
reunited with the partner.
Two people who are in an intimate relationship with one another are often called a couple, especially if the members of that couple have placed some degree of permanency to their relationship. These couples often provide the emotional security that is necessary for them to accomplish other tasks, particularly forms of labor or work...
An intimate
relationship - is an interpersonal
relationship that involves physical and/or emotional
intimacy. Physical intimacy is characterized by friendship, platonic love, romantic love or sexual
activity. While the term intimate
relationship commonly implies the inclusion of a sexual relationship, the term is also used as a euphemism for a relationship that is strictly
sexual.
An intimate relationship is an interpersonal relationship that involves physical and/or emotional intimacy. Physical intimacy is characterized by friendship, platonic love, romantic love or sexual activity. While the term intimate relationship commonly implies the inclusion of a sexual relationship, the term is also used as a euphemism for a relationship that is strictly sexual.
Two people who are in an intimate relationship with one another are often called a couple, especially if the members of that couple have placed some degree of permanency to their relationship. These couples often provide the emotional security that is necessary for them to accomplish other tasks, particularly forms of labor or work...
Relationship - Simple Definition of relationship. : the way in which two or more people, groups,
countries, etc., talk to, behave toward, and deal with each other. : a romantic
or sexual friendship between two people. : the way in which two or more people
or things are connected… Relationship(s) or
relation(s) may refer to the relationship between
family, friends, or sexual partners. Love is an emotion often involved in relationships…
Definition of Relationship
(1) the way in
which two or more concepts, objects, or people are connected, or the state of
being connected. "the study will assess the relationship
between unemployment and political attitudes"
synonyms:
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connection, relation, association, link, correlation, correspondence, parallel, alliance,bond, interrelation, interconnection
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(2) the state of being connected by blood or marriage. "they can
trace their relationship to a common ancestor"
synonyms:
family ties, family
connections, blood ties, blood relationship, kinship, affinity,consanguinity, common ancestry, common
lineage
"evidence
of their relationship to Buffalo Bill Cody"
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(3) the way in
which two or more people or organizations regard and behave toward each other. "the
landlord–tenant relationship"
Healthy
Relationship - Communication is a key
part to building a healthy relationship. The first step is making sure you both want and
expect the same things—being on the same page is very important.
An intimate relationship is an interpersonal relationship that involves physical and/or emotional intimacy. Physical intimacy is characterized by friendship, platonic love, romantic love or sexual activity. While the term intimate relationship commonly implies the inclusion of a sexual relationship, the term is also used as a euphemism for a relationship that is strictly sexual.
So you’ve been seeing a woman that
you think you could have a future with. You look forward to the dates, you like
what she has to say, you love to hear her laugh and you're constantly texting
each other. Things are going so well and you’re ready to take it to the next
level — whether you're taking her upstairs or retreating to her place
— soon.
But, before you make a pass that she
might not reciprocate, are there some clear indicators that she’s down to have sex, too? While
there's no magic timeline, number of dates or foolproof sign that a woman is
down to get sexual — everyone is different, after all — many experts say that
having the "Let’s do this" talk is a lot like having the "What
are we?" talk for most women.
“The best thing you can do is ask. So
talk! Talk about gender roles, sexual messages that you both received, and ask
questions,” relationship expert Dr. Lexx Brown-James, LMFT says. “Don't pressure her,
don't coerce, complain, whine or act like she owes you something because
you've spent time, money and effort in getting to know her. When she is ready
for sexual play, she will engage in sexual play.”
If you’re not ready to be
straightforward just yet, let these signs, straight from relationship and sex
experts, give you the courage to talk about sex with your new girl. These signs
could give you some insight that she’s thinking on the sexy side, too.
(1) She'll
Give You Consent
(2) She’ll
Ask About Logistics
(3) She'll
Make An Effort To Get Closer
(4) She’ll
Start Sexting
(5) She'll
Ask About Your History
(6) She'll
Invite You Upstairs…
Female Psychology - You met a nice attractive girl but you could not
realize whether she was ready to be with you the same evening or you would
spend more than a single day to seduce a girl. Well, not to let you feel lost
and confused, today we will discuss hints and signals women send us to
demonstrate an agreement or a wish for sex.
Touching. She uses any case to touch you and stay in physical contact. She
tries to contact you tete-a-tete, but she may behave this way on public as
well. She will not miss a chance (or, maybe, she looks for a chance) to touch
your hand, lean or cuddle to you.
Complimenting. A girl pays attention to
your body, makes compliments to your build or separate parts of a body.
Communication. In private she may first
start talking about sex; therefore, she gives a hint that she does not object
to try it with you.
Behavior. She pretends always to be
next to you: while you go out to smoke, stay at a table, etc.
Kissing. While talking she looks at
your lips, not in your eyes. That obviously means her readiness to be kissed.
Kisses will likely be followed by something else, that what you are looking
for.
Food. If you are in a café or a
restaurant , and a girl without shy can take a piece from your plate or to
offer you something from her plate, be sure, she removes boundaries. While
transferring food from a plate to a plate her attractive head can be full of
thoughts about other exchange that is far from food and she waits for the end
of a meal to get busy with another matter.
Have you noticed any of mentioned signals? Go
ahead! But do not ask her permission… Sure, there is a scarce chance to be
mistaken and to interpret a girl’s common behavior as invitation to sex. But
even if it would happen, a girl would direct let you know that you
misunderstood her actions. Maybe, she doesn’t know herself and her inner
wishes; or, something in your behavior forced her to change her initial plans
for sex.
Dirty Talk: Ultimate Guide For Beginners
By Jordan Gray
Dirty talk can feel like walking
through a minefield for a lot of people.
It’s an area of sex that makes a lot
of people feel silly because they’re unsure of how to go about it without
feeling ridiculous.
When someone says “Talk dirty to me
baby…” in the bedroom the hopefully-soon-to-be dirty talker instantly freezes
like a soaking wet roll of toilet paper being thrown out of an igloo
in Antartica.
What should you say?
What do they want you to say?
What if you say too much?
What if you say too little?
Dirty talk, just like sex itself, is
something that needs to be calibrated to the individual that is hearing the
dirty talk from their partner.
Maybe something that you qualify as
dirty talk is offensive, or laughable, or insane to your partner.
This is the ultimate guide to dirty
talk, walking you through the things to generally avoid, include, and steer
clear of altogether in order for you to dominate the
world of dirty talk.
(For the record, I don’t believe in
the words “dirty talk” since there’s nothing dirty about sex or talking about
sex. Alas, this is what people call it so I have to meet society where it’s
currently at. I prefer to call it erotic talk, but that’s a subject for another
day.)
Five
General Dirty Talk Guidelines
(1)Before
Sex, Say What You Want – During Sex, Say What You Like
(2)Be
Descriptive
(3)Use All
Of Your Senses
(4)Don’t
Use Too Much Profanity If That’s A Turn-Off For Your Partner
(5)If
You’re Truly Terrified, Start Your Dirty Talk Via Text
I’ll get into specific phrases you
can use momentarily, but first, some guidelines to help you get your black
belt from the dirty talk dojo.
Before
Sex, Say What You Want – During Sex, Say What You Like
A good rule of thumb with dirty talk
is to tell your partner what you want to do to them/with them before you’re
doing it, and then while you’re doing it, tell them what you’re liking about
it.
For example, maybe your partner has a
relatively high sex drive but their engine only gets revved up when they’re
already thinking about sex. They want to have sex more often but it just
doesn’t cross their mind all that often. The solution? Dirty talk.
Again, this will all be based on what
you authentically desire in the moment, but saying something along the lines of
“I’m trying to get work done but I can’t stop thinking about last week when we
were 69’ing and your delicious juices were flowing into my mouth” could be the
thing that pushes them over the edge to jumping you.
Any statement about what you have
liked doing with them, or that you are envisioning doing with them, is a great
way to ease into a super-vocal sex session.
And while you’re fooling around,
giving your partner real time feedback about what you’re enjoying is a great
way to encourage them to give you more of that thing, and also gives your
sexual play the added edge of becoming more of a multi-sensory experience.
Be
Descriptive
For a lot of people, it’s the details
of dirty talk that make it so much of a turn on.
For the record, there’s absolutely
nothing wrong with statements like “Yeah, I like that,” “You look so hot right
now,” and “I love having sex with you.”
But they can be supercharged in
a massive way if you shift them each with a bit of descriptive detail.
“Yeah, I like that” becomes “Oh my
god, keep doing that. I love your big/little hands all over my
ass/balls/chest/etc.. You are the sexiest person on the planet.”
“You look so hot right now” turns
into “You are better than any fantasy I could ever come up with. I fucking love
you and your perfect/delicious/sexy big/little (body part).”
“I love having sex with you”
transforms into “I love it when you grab the sheets when you’re about to come.
I love how your breath pauses when I put my mouth on your (insert partner’s
preferred name for their genitals here). There’s no where else I’d rather be
than inside of you/on top of you right now.”
Now… isn’t that better?
Use All Of
Your Senses
One of the fastest ways to boost the
power and erotic, engaging quality of your dirty talk is to start using
multi-sensory descriptive words.
Most people dirty talk with two of
their primary senses: sight and touch (i.e. “You look so hot/You feel so
good”).
While there’s nothing wrong with
sticking to your comfort zone by staying within the parameters of these two
dominant sexual senses, there’s so much fun to be had by letting your
descriptive imagination run wild.
A few examples of dirty talk phrases
that use multi-sensory descriptions:
– I love how you taste/smell. I could
get drunk off of your juices/scent.
– I love the sounds you make
– You sound so sexy when I’m going
down on you
– I want to fuck you until I feel
that sweet little pussy clenching around my cock
– I want you to cum so hard that I
feel your cock pulsing inside of me
Don’t Use
Too Much Profanity If That’s A Turn-Off For Your Partner
Every person has their particular
trigger words that feel too jarring for them.
Some people adore their dirty talk to
be filled with swear words, others hate it.
Some people want their dirty talk to
include very clinical descriptions of their genitals (penis, vagina) while
others want the dirtier street slang (cock, pussy, dick, cunt, etc.).
Some people like being called “you
whore” while others prefer “my whore” while others still would never want you
to call them anything close to the word whore during any of your lovemaking,
ever.
Make sure you check in with your
partner (outside of the bedroom) to see if there’s any words that they want you
to avoid during your dirty talk.
And no, it doesn’t take away from the
sexiness of your dirty talk if you check in with them. It’s a sign of respect.
It’s the same well-spring of respect that makes you think to ask your partner
if their penis/clitoris prefers softer or firmer stimulation. It doesn’t ruin
the mood to check in… it enhances the feelings of safety, comfort, and
connection.
If You’re
Truly Terrified, Start Your Dirty Talk Via Text
Whether because of being raised in a
sexually repressed household, culture, or religious upbringing, when some
people begin their foray into verbalized dirty talk, they feel an extra bit of
resistance. One good way to test the waters (and to get more
comfortable) with your partner is to send them some naughty text messages
to see how they respond.
Read on to the “Dirty Talk: Beginner
Level” section for some examples of places to start, or go with something from
the heart (or crotch).
Want some soft/easy starters for your
titillating texts? Try out any of the following:
– I’m really looking forward to
seeing you tonight. I think we should have some fun;
– You should probably already
have your pants off when I get home… I’m feeling playful
– Baby, I’m really horny. What do you
want me to wear for our date tonight?
– I’m having a really hard time focusing
at work today… can’t stop thinking about that thing that we did on our date
last night;
– Mmm… I still feel deliciously sore
from last night. You certainly know how to show a lady/guy a good time.
Dirty
Talk: Beginner, Intermediate, & Advanced
As you might know, if you’ve been
reading my work for a while, I have a tendency to gravitate to fairly polarized sex. Which means
that the dominant/submissive roles play themselves out in my dirty talk quite a
bit.
For those of you who are looking for
a bit more actionable phrases to include in your dirty talk, I’ve got you
covered.
Here are some examples of the easy,
more challenging, and (for some people) more extreme levels of dirty talk that
you can engage in with your significant other.
Dirty
Talk: Beginner Level
Whether you’re starting out with
dirty talk for the first time ever, or you’re starting to have sex with a new
partner and just want to slowly test the waters, the following phrases have you
covered.
– That feels amazing baby
– Come sit on my lap, love
– Mmm… do you like that?
– I’m getting so turned on/wet/hard
– Tell me what you like/if this is
too hard/when you’re about to come
– You look so
beautiful/handsome/gorgeous/manly right now
– What do you feel like doing to me?
– I love how you look at me when
you’re turned on
– You can have me any way you want me
baby
– Mmm… I can tell that you’re having
fun
– Where do you want to cum?
– I could spend all day between your
legs
– I can’t wait to taste you on my
lips
– Mmm… you taste so good baby.
– I love what you’re doing to me
right now
– I’m getting close
Dirty
Talk: Intermediate Level
So you’ve been around the block and
you’re looking for something new that makes your partner that much
harder/wetter. Skim through the following, grab a few of your favourite phrases
and incorporate them into your dirty talk pronto. And if these are still too
tame for you, the next section will kick things up a notch.
– I love it when I can feel you
squeeze around me
– I want you to cum for me/on me/in
me
– Relax… just lie back and let me
make you cum
– Mmm… I fucking love it when you
ride me like this
– Get on your knees
– Is this pussy yours? Are you going
to take it?
– You look like a sexy little angel
with your lips wrapped around me like this
– I love sucking your cock so much
– Tell me how much you love it when I
fuck you/when you fuck me
– I want you to fuck me in front of
the mirror
– You have such a perfect
ass/cock/pussy/body/etc.
– You look so fucking sexy right now
– Cum in my mouth. I want to taste
you.
– Mmm… good girl. I want you to cum
for me, hard.
Dirty
Talk: Advanced Level
The following dirty talk examples are
not for the faint of heart and these phrases probably shouldn’t be attempted
within the first month of your new relationship (unless you met your partner at
an orgy/sex party and that overtly sexual context has already
been set between the two of you). As with most things to do with eroticism,
it’s often the least politically correct things that are some of the biggest
turn ons behind closed bedroom doors….
So if you’re into it and your partner
is into it, use these advanced level dirty talk phrases to your hearts content.
Let your kinky freak flag fly!
– Tell me how badly you want me to
fuck you
– Show me how wet you are my little
slut
– I want you to fuck me until we wake
up the neighbours
– Stand up and fuck me
– Fuck me harder!
– Use me like your little fuck toy
– I own this pretty little pussy
– I want you to gag on my cock/fuck
my face
– Ride me harder
– Yeah, ruin my pussy. Take it!
– That pretty little face deserves to
get fucked
– Don’t make a sound until I tell you
to… and if you do, I’m going to pause and wait until you can be quiet again,
like a good little boy/girl
– You’re going to need crutches when
I’m done fucking you
– Tell me who owns this fucking pussy
– Tell me who owns this fucking pussy
– Fuck me daddy. Don’t stop!
How To Talk
Dirty:
50 Examples
That Will Make You Blush!
Don’t
be quiet in the bedroom!
Be
a good girl/boy who knows how to be bad and talk dirty.
Work your way into it and take it easy!
Work your way into it and take it easy!
”I really like it when you…”
“Just lie back and let me make you cum”
“You taste so good”
“You taste so good”
“You can have me any way you want, babe”
“Look how ready I am. Don’t you want to put your dick in there?”
“Look how ready I am. Don’t you want to put your dick in there?”
“You look so sexy when you do that”
“You taste sooo good”
“Oh, that feels so good! Do that again!”
“No one has ever made me come as hard as you can”
“You taste sooo good”
“Oh, that feels so good! Do that again!”
“No one has ever made me come as hard as you can”
“I love the things you do with your tongue”
“Honey, you’re the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen!”
“I want you so bad”
“Your wish is my command”
“Honey, you’re the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen!”
“I want you so bad”
“Your wish is my command”
“I
want to rub my pussy all over your face”
“Spray your juice all over my tits”
“Put your big fat baby maker inside my pussy and fuck my brain out. Right now!”
“This is how a real man fucks!”
“Spray your juice all over my tits”
“Put your big fat baby maker inside my pussy and fuck my brain out. Right now!”
“This is how a real man fucks!”
What do you feel as you read this? Did that just turn you on a
little bit? Yes? Then this article is for you! No? Then this article is for
you!
Aww,
those dirty words… They are powerful and seductive in the bedroom and many of
us use them for expression and effect. Yesterday my friend asked me if I know
how to talk dirty. So today I’m going to share with you some dirty talk tips
and examples that will help you figure out how to approach the naughty fun of
talking in the sack and feel more comfortable about it.
As
for me, talking dirty is an essential part of my sex life and one of the
naughtiest things I enjoy. Dirty talk is the opportunity to really push back
all the boundaries and stops. Being sweet and polite by nature, and expressing
my dirty side in bed and blurting out sexy rude things is a lot of fun and
gives a spice to my sex life.
Talking
dirty to your sweetheart is a great form of sex play, but there are certain
things you must keep in mind in order to have the best experience.
What is a Dirty Talk?
Dirty talk (sexy talk, naughty talk, etc) is a sex play involving sensual/sexual phrasing in order to drive one’s partner or oneself wild through words and imagination, and heighten sexual pleasure before and during sex. Through a dirty talk you can stimulate your partner’s major senses: sound, sight and touch. Lovers use dirty talk as a way of expressing their wants and needs in the heat of the moment.
Dirty talk (sexy talk, naughty talk, etc) is a sex play involving sensual/sexual phrasing in order to drive one’s partner or oneself wild through words and imagination, and heighten sexual pleasure before and during sex. Through a dirty talk you can stimulate your partner’s major senses: sound, sight and touch. Lovers use dirty talk as a way of expressing their wants and needs in the heat of the moment.
If
done right and at the right time, dirty talk is one of the hottest things you
can do for your lover!
How to talk dirty?
Types of Dirty Talk: the soft-core and the hard-core.
Types of Dirty Talk: the soft-core and the hard-core.
The soft-core
dirty talk may
include sweet nothings, and “not so dirty” phrases and words. The soft-core
version is a great way to start with dirty talk. In the beginning it is best to
stick with the words you already know these work well and gradually add new
naughty words and phrases here and there during sex. After all, who says a
dirty talk has to be always vulgar? First of all, it has to be comfortable for
both lovers and sound seductively enough to make you aroused and ready for
more! We all know that sometimes the simple statements work incredibly well.
“I
love the things you do with your tongue”
“Honey, you’re the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen!”
“I want you so bad”
“Your wish is my command”
“Honey, you’re the sexiest thing I’ve ever seen!”
“I want you so bad”
“Your wish is my command”
The hard-core
dirty talk may
involve swear words and slang words. Many lovers find it extremely hot if you
use them, especially if you don’t usually swear. If you prefer to use some of
the most vulgar words and phrases known to man, then so be it as long you are
comfortable with it and keep it within both of you. Talking dirty is like a
secret with your sweetheart, a secret that only you two know and enjoy behind
closed doors.
“I
want to rub my pussy all over your face”
“Spray your juice all over my tits”
“Put your big fat baby maker inside my pussy and fuck my brain out. Right now!”
“This is how a real man fucks!”
“Spray your juice all over my tits”
“Put your big fat baby maker inside my pussy and fuck my brain out. Right now!”
“This is how a real man fucks!”
Dirty talking ways
A great way to sound sexy and dirty is describing out loud what is happening during sex, how wonderful it feels in your body; talking out your dirty fantasies; telling your partner something you’re going to do and something you want your lover to do to you right now. If you can hold eye contact as you’re describing it, you get some extra pleasure, believe me. And one more thing: complimenting your lover is one more way to sound dirty in the sack. Compliment and praise your lover, give her/him an ego boost. Talk about his/her body and tell him/her about your favorite part of his/her body. Be descriptive and creative!
A great way to sound sexy and dirty is describing out loud what is happening during sex, how wonderful it feels in your body; talking out your dirty fantasies; telling your partner something you’re going to do and something you want your lover to do to you right now. If you can hold eye contact as you’re describing it, you get some extra pleasure, believe me. And one more thing: complimenting your lover is one more way to sound dirty in the sack. Compliment and praise your lover, give her/him an ego boost. Talk about his/her body and tell him/her about your favorite part of his/her body. Be descriptive and creative!
It’s not what you say, but how you say it
Dirty talk doesn’t involve only words and phrases. You may use your voice and sounds: moans, groans, sighs; whispering and screaming. You can sound commanding and harsh, submissive and uncertain, and everywhere in between.
Dirty talk doesn’t involve only words and phrases. You may use your voice and sounds: moans, groans, sighs; whispering and screaming. You can sound commanding and harsh, submissive and uncertain, and everywhere in between.
It should come naturally from you
Please, do not say words that make you feel uncomfortable. Try to be yourself and say the words that come out naturally. Just say what comes to mind. So, in order to sound spontaneous and really sexy, you have to wait for the right moment because if a dirty talk isn’t done right and at the right time; then prepare to deal with laughter and giggles 🙂 After all, the point of dirty talk is to have fun, so don’t worry if it sounds funny!
Please, do not say words that make you feel uncomfortable. Try to be yourself and say the words that come out naturally. Just say what comes to mind. So, in order to sound spontaneous and really sexy, you have to wait for the right moment because if a dirty talk isn’t done right and at the right time; then prepare to deal with laughter and giggles 🙂 After all, the point of dirty talk is to have fun, so don’t worry if it sounds funny!
Sometimes
the laughter can give way to the most natural dirty talk and dirtiest phrases!
So, if your sweetheart’s dirty talk makes you laugh, say something like “Shut
up, sweetie, and use your mouth on me. I adore that!” or “Don’t talk dirty to
me, play dirty to me!” Perfect: now you’re
talking dirty!
Dirty talk boundaries
When the subject of dirty talk comes up, the first thing to do is communicate your dirty talk boundaries. If there are words that you don’t like, you have to tell your sweetheart. Once you have agreed on what works and what doesn’t – have fun!
When the subject of dirty talk comes up, the first thing to do is communicate your dirty talk boundaries. If there are words that you don’t like, you have to tell your sweetheart. Once you have agreed on what works and what doesn’t – have fun!
Dirty talk is not disrespect; this is a sex play
Behind closed doors, almost all women enjoy being treated like a little whore every now and then. But everyone should separate a sex play from reality. So if she is a “bitch” in the sack, that doesn’t mean that she would like to be called a “bitch” outside of the bedroom.
Behind closed doors, almost all women enjoy being treated like a little whore every now and then. But everyone should separate a sex play from reality. So if she is a “bitch” in the sack, that doesn’t mean that she would like to be called a “bitch” outside of the bedroom.
SO WHAT TO SAY?
Okay, so you are in the mood to talk sexy/dirty/naughty to your lover and aren’t sure what to say? I hope the coming examples will come in quite handy.
Okay, so you are in the mood to talk sexy/dirty/naughty to your lover and aren’t sure what to say? I hope the coming examples will come in quite handy.
50 Dirty Talk Examples, From Not-So-Dirty to So-So-Dirty!
1.
Tell me all the dirty little things you do when you masturbate, you naughty
boy/girl. Tell me everything, baby. Tell me how you play with yourself.
2. Do you like it when I touch myself here?
3. Lie back and shut up! I’m going to make you come until you can’t breathe.
4. Kiss me there… Lick every inch of me.
5. Come over here and ride me hard!
6. Fuck me. Right now!
7. Use me as your toy all night long.
8. Touch yourself and let me watch you.
9. Do you want more? Take it!
10. Give me that come, honey. I want it in my mouth. Come on, give it to me.
11. It drives me crazy when you look at me that way.
12. I’m going to do you right now, honey. Your pussy… or your ass…?
13. Well, you stupid fucker, I won’t let you fuck my ass… So what?
14. Shut the fuck up! I’ll fuck you wherever I want, naughty little whore!
15. I always get what I want.
16. Okay, babe, you can have any hole you want.
17. I love the way it sounds when you fuck me. Hear it?
18. I want you to suck out all the juices you put in me with your mouth.
19. Baby don’t stop! Oh my god, I love it when you do that!
20. I’m so fuckin’ wet, just let me suck your sweet lollipop…
21. Put your baby maker inside my hole and fuck my brain out!
22. Just grab my head and force me closer!
23. I’m your slave for the night. Tell me what you want.
24. You can have me any way you want…
25. Get over here, big boy. And show me who’s the boss!
26. Where do you want to come?
27. I want it all over me. Cover me with it.
28. What a sweet sexy ass!
29. Do you like my juicy pussy/big dick? Tell me what you see. Describe it to me.
30. You’re my bitch. I adore how naughty you are. I love you.
31. Babe, you have to follow all my rules tonight.
32. No stops this time. Let’s see how many times I can make you come.
33. Don’t you dare come until I say you can!
34. Maybe you should spank me – I’ve been very, very bad.
35. I want you to undress and wait for me in the bedroom.
36. Get on your hands and knees, sweetheart… and wait like a good girl.
37. Spread your legs wide for me, sweet darling. Your body is mine tonight.
38. You like it when I spread my legs and take you in?
39. I can’t believe what you’re doing! Please do not stop!
40. I love pleasing you and the sounds of your pleasure drive me crazy.
41. You little slut, I’m going to fuck you till you can’t walk! Ready?
42. Fill me up, daddy, fuck my tight cunt! Make me scream with that big dick of yours!
43. Faster! Deeper! Harder!
44. What a hot nasty girl you are! I will wash your mouth out with my cum if you talk dirty, naughty girl.
45. I love how big your cock gets when I talk to you like this.
46. I love sucking your cock. And I’m going to lick it clean.
47. Cum for me baby, cum in my mouth, I want to taste you.
48. I could spend hours between your legs; teasing… sucking; sipping; tasting you.
49. I want you. I want to make love with you. I want to enjoy sex with you. I want to fuck you.
50. Oh, baby, that was the best fuck I’ve ever had. Thank you for that.
2. Do you like it when I touch myself here?
3. Lie back and shut up! I’m going to make you come until you can’t breathe.
4. Kiss me there… Lick every inch of me.
5. Come over here and ride me hard!
6. Fuck me. Right now!
7. Use me as your toy all night long.
8. Touch yourself and let me watch you.
9. Do you want more? Take it!
10. Give me that come, honey. I want it in my mouth. Come on, give it to me.
11. It drives me crazy when you look at me that way.
12. I’m going to do you right now, honey. Your pussy… or your ass…?
13. Well, you stupid fucker, I won’t let you fuck my ass… So what?
14. Shut the fuck up! I’ll fuck you wherever I want, naughty little whore!
15. I always get what I want.
16. Okay, babe, you can have any hole you want.
17. I love the way it sounds when you fuck me. Hear it?
18. I want you to suck out all the juices you put in me with your mouth.
19. Baby don’t stop! Oh my god, I love it when you do that!
20. I’m so fuckin’ wet, just let me suck your sweet lollipop…
21. Put your baby maker inside my hole and fuck my brain out!
22. Just grab my head and force me closer!
23. I’m your slave for the night. Tell me what you want.
24. You can have me any way you want…
25. Get over here, big boy. And show me who’s the boss!
26. Where do you want to come?
27. I want it all over me. Cover me with it.
28. What a sweet sexy ass!
29. Do you like my juicy pussy/big dick? Tell me what you see. Describe it to me.
30. You’re my bitch. I adore how naughty you are. I love you.
31. Babe, you have to follow all my rules tonight.
32. No stops this time. Let’s see how many times I can make you come.
33. Don’t you dare come until I say you can!
34. Maybe you should spank me – I’ve been very, very bad.
35. I want you to undress and wait for me in the bedroom.
36. Get on your hands and knees, sweetheart… and wait like a good girl.
37. Spread your legs wide for me, sweet darling. Your body is mine tonight.
38. You like it when I spread my legs and take you in?
39. I can’t believe what you’re doing! Please do not stop!
40. I love pleasing you and the sounds of your pleasure drive me crazy.
41. You little slut, I’m going to fuck you till you can’t walk! Ready?
42. Fill me up, daddy, fuck my tight cunt! Make me scream with that big dick of yours!
43. Faster! Deeper! Harder!
44. What a hot nasty girl you are! I will wash your mouth out with my cum if you talk dirty, naughty girl.
45. I love how big your cock gets when I talk to you like this.
46. I love sucking your cock. And I’m going to lick it clean.
47. Cum for me baby, cum in my mouth, I want to taste you.
48. I could spend hours between your legs; teasing… sucking; sipping; tasting you.
49. I want you. I want to make love with you. I want to enjoy sex with you. I want to fuck you.
50. Oh, baby, that was the best fuck I’ve ever had. Thank you for that.
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Sexual Favour Conversations
Examples
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Driver Giving Amazing Cunnilingus For A Sexy Lass
A: Is your name Kyrstal?
B: Yes. Why?
A: I can’t believe it.
B: Why? Have we met?
A: Not met…but we have
spoken. I used to watch you on the channels.
B: Oh fucking hell!
A: I call in a couple of
times and had a little wank whilst we were chatting.
B: Oh my God! It’s a small
world.
A: It is a small world,
yeah. So where are you off today?
B: I just got a meeting
with an agent about getting a bit more work, yeah.
A: You don’t do boy/girl
though, do you?
B: Well…I’m a kind of
getting into it again, maybe. That’s what we’re having the meeting about.
A: Oh right, OK. Have you
ever heard of F/Taxi?
B: Yeah, that’s fucking
everywhere man. I have seen that lots. We were just talking about, me and one
of the girls.
A: Well, believe it or not,
you are actually sitting in the F/Taxi right now.
B: Oh, shut up! Where’s the
cameras then?
A: There’s one in the back,
a little one up in the corner.
B: Which corner?
A: Here, behind me. It’ll
be up there in the corner.
B: Oh my God. Yes!
A: And there’s another one
up the front here. Another little tiny one up the front by here.
B: Oh my God!
A: So you are going to
doing boy/girl.
B: Yeah, well…may be, yeah,
I think so.
A: Would you do me the
honour of letting me have your first boy/girl? Do a F/Taxi with me?
B: Yeah, fuck it. Why not?
Let’s do it.
A: I can’t believe this. I’ve
gone from talking to you on the phone having a wank, to having you in the back
of my cab.
B: Isn’t it just crazy?
A: Why do you
cover these things up behind a big woolly jumper?
B: Because it’s
cool.
A: You’ve got a
great nipples. You know how long I’ve wanted to eat that.
B: Hahaha…
A: Oh my God!
Look at that juicy…Come on then, let me get at that proper.
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Slut Getting Licked And Fucked By Horny Taxi Driver
B: Oh well, and I normally
leave it there, but…it’s…I don’t if I want to tell you. Do you know what I
mean? Makes me sound like a right tramp. I wound up coping off with the driver.
He got in the back with me and we ended up fucking.
A: Wow! Fucking hell.
B: You know? Not something you
do every day, but…only on special occasions.
A: Blimey! And what, you thought
it was this taxi?
B: Yeah, it’s just…it’s got
the look of it. Exactly all the same…the stuff on the seats and everything. You’ve got stickers on there that are exactly
the same. I don’t know if it’s, you know…?
A: It wasn’t a Scottish lad
was it?
B: How did you know?
A: A Scottish lad.
B: Yeah, it was actually,
funnily enough.
A: I let him borrow my taxi
when I’m not using it.
B: You’re joking.
A: No. So, it could be this
taxi. Cheeky sod! He never told me that he’d had a sexy little redhead in the taxi.
B: Gosh, stop it!. You’re
going to make me blush.
A: I tell you what, after
you’ve told me that story, you’ve got me all bloody horny. And I was going to
knock off my shift very soon. How about I knock off a bit early? Fancy having a
bit fun with an old guy?
B: Are you offering?
A: You bet I’m offering
B: Alright, I’ve…I’ll call
ahead and…just let…delay my appointment. Go on then. I’m up for something. Try
to find somewhere quite. Hahaha…
A: I tell you what, I think
I know a place and it’s only just up the road from here. A nice little quite
spot.
B: Nice one. Very romantic.
A: What do you reckon? It’s
a nice little quite spot, isn’t it?
B: Yeah, it’s alright. You coming
in the back then?
A: Sorry about that. Sorry
to keep you waiting. Sat in here for fucking hours I needed to take a quick
pee.
B: Gorgeous.
A: You’re fucking gorgeous!
Are you playing with your…?
B: Yeah.
A: They are
supper cute, aren’t they?
B: Wouldn’t
want to leave my arse out now, would we?
A: Not when it’s
as cute as that I aint.
B: I’m flattered.
B: I’m flattered.
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Hard Dong in Her Tight Hole
A: Bet he wasn’t a real
taxi driver.
B: I question that now. I’m
not sure?
A: Well…
B: It was fun though. I did
enjoy it.
A: So, have you got a bit of
time to kill today? Are you going to show me your collars and cuff.
B: Yeah, if you ask nicely.
A: Pretty please. Pretty
please with sugar on top.
B: Yeah, your quite cute, I
guess I can give you some time.
A: As it goes…there is a
little place here, if you’ve got 20 minutes to kill?
B: How convenient?
A: I can have a right good look
can’t I.
B: I guess you
have got cameras in here, like the other guy did as well then?
A: What was that? If it’s the
bloke I think it is…it’s him who’s lent me his taxi.
B: I thought it looked
familiar. I think he’s had …the seats cleaned, since last time.
A: Alright, I’m just going to
nip this right in here. So, you ain’t been in here before then.
B: No, this is the new one.
A: This is a first for you.
B: I hope it’s more hidden
then the last place. What if someone comes back to their garage?
A: I don’t know. May be you
could show them your collar and cuffs as well.
B: Cheeky sod.
A: What do you reckon if I
stick it just about there?
B: Yeah, I think that’ll be
fine.
A: Then jump in the back
with you.
B: Give it a go.
A: sounds like a plan to
me. It’s so romantic isn’t it?
B: I know.
A: Let’s see these collar
and cuffs then. Oh, it’s matching too isn’t it? Do you reckon I could have a
little taste of that?
B: Say please.
A: Pretty please. Get your
legs up there.
B: Is that where your
cameras is?
A: You know where they all
are don’t you? Yeah, it tasty.
B: Yes.
A: Tell me how many taxi
drivers have you done around here? Quite a few?
B: You only my second. You
make it sound really bad.
A: I’m a second, yeah.
B: It’s not a habit.
A: Oh, lovely…
B: Please help me to take
off my…
A: So, how far did the last
one get to go?
B: May be as far as you’ll
get to go, if you good? Depends what your cock’s like.
A: Do you want have a look?
Oh, very nice. Do you want me to get it out so you can look at it?
B: I think I should do.
A: You show me yours, I’ll
show you mine.
B: It’s only fair.
B: It’s only fair.
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A: …40 ish give or take.
B: Oh ya. You couldn’t do me a favour could you drop me off when the fare gets to about
30, because I only got 30 on me.
A: Yeah I can do that but are you sure you want
to do that? It gonna piss down with
rain any minute now by the look of it.
B: There’s not a lot I can do I’ll just walk from there
on. I’ll be alright, big tough girl, hahaha.
A: Well may be we can work something out if
you want too?
B: What are you implying? I’m not a publicly indecency fine as well on top of my troubles.
A: Don’t you talk to me about that. …I had a
little run in once with copper for doing something like this.
B: Really! Why does that not surprise me.
A: You know what, the cheeky fucker said he
wouldn’t nick us if he could get in
and have a go too.
B: Really.
A: Yeah we didn’t really have a choice we had to
let him in.
B: Well.
A: Well it’s better than getting…
B: …getting a fine yeah definitely.
A: What do you reckon does this look quiet enough?
B: Yeah I think it’s pretty quiet, I don’t think
we are gonna get caught here.
A: Oh my god. You can’t blame me for trying this
on can you look at that, fucking hell it’s not leaving anything to the imagination.
B: You wasn’t
lying when you said you were excited was
you?
A: You know what I really want to stick that in yours as well.
B: What? That wasn’t in the agreement.
A: Yeah I know you really make me so turned on and your so hot. I really
want to stick mine in yours.
B: How about for a ride back after?
A: That sounds really tempting but I need to
earn some money today at the some point so…. How about, this deal? Have a look up there in the corner.
B: No. Aww you bustard.
A: I have been recording you sucking my....
So, I tell you what I won’t put that on the internet. I just keep it for my own little wank bank. If
we can have a…. Come on you was just about to do it for another free ride so
you might as well do it.
B: You promise you won’t put it in the internet?
A: No, no. It’s just for me, just for my own
personal use.
B: Okay.
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Drive From UK.
B: Well.
Why don’t we like get some photos or something so I can post them up on my twitter.
A: I tell
you I’m always up for a bit of free publicity.
B: I know.
What are the chances I end up getting into your bloody taxi.
A: If I’m
not mistaken you actually as well as You Porn you do some porn work as well
don’t you?
B: Yeah, I
do actually…I have done a couple of bits and pieces.
A: So what
do you think of my quiet little spot?
B: It’s
pretty perfect really isn’t?
A: Wow. So
what you got in mind for this bit of free publicity?
B: Well
you know, I’ve seen it on camera but I haven’t seen your cock yet. I want to
see it in the flesh.
A: Hahaha…
B: Wow.
Always looks better in person. I got to get some pictures for twitter.
A: Go on
then get me nice and hard.
B: So you
gonna tweat these are you?
A: Yeah, I
will put them on my twitter later.
B: If you
take this and then you can take some pictures as well of me sucking it.
A: Sounds
good to me.
B: Okay, I
am going to love it.
A: I tell you what. You Porn girl…seeing since we have gone this
far and seeing as I’ve already actually got you on camera sucking my…, you
forgot about the cameras didn’t you?
B: Hahaha…
A: How about…we do a proper scene now that you got me
fucking nice and hard. What do you reckon?
B: Yeah, fuck it, I’m not in a rush. Why not.
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Blonde Seductress With A Perfect Ass and Shaved
Twat is Jamming in our Fake Taxi.
G: Yes, I
am single and I like being on my own. Do you have a girlfriend?
B: Me?
Yeah…I am single.
G: Thank
you.
B: A lot
of girls your age have boyfriends. Most girls these days are looking for love.
G: The
time of fairy tales is over for me.
B:
Realistic. When was your last relationship?
G:
Relationship?
B: Okay
when was the last time you were with a man?
G: Last
time was about a month.
B: You don’t
mind me asking that?
G:
No, no.
B: May be
we can?
G: No.
B: You
seem like a very strong minded woman. I have not been with a woman for some
time and you are single. How about we have some fun and I will take you all the
way.
G: So you
want me to be your…bitch.
B: No, no.
I don’t mean it like that more like a deal.
G: So, you
drive me all the way?
B: Yes.
G: And to
thank you we will have some fun?
B: No.
G: I don’t
know. I will think about it.
B: It’s
like being in taxi you would need to give me something. So, imagine you are in
a taxi now. To the Plzen it can cost you a lot of money. This way it’s free and
you will also enjoy it.
G: I guess
it’s not that bad an idea but I need to think about it.
B: So,
think about it. It will take about 15 minutes and then you will still be on
time.
G: In 45
minutes?
B: Yeah,
no problem It’s all highway
G: I guess
that will be nice afternoon for you.
B:
Exactly.
G: I guess
I have nothing else to do today as long as I got there.
B: Really?
So it’s a good idea you will do it?
G: Ok.
B: Do you
agree. So I can find some place?
G: Yeap.
You can.
B: I want
to see your tits first. I would like to feel them.
G: Show
you my boobs. Like this?
B: You
have big boobs. Now what next?
G: I would
like to start with your dick.
B: You are
very naughty I bet. May be you could show me.
G: Yes.
B: I am
getting very excited.
G: I can
feel that. As long as you take me after this, hahaha.
B: Of
course.
G: Let’s take our clothes off and I want you to do that from behind.
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G: Let’s take our clothes off and I want you to do that from behind.
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Sexy Wife Cheating With A Horny As Hell Fake Driver
A: Listen love, if you want me to cut my lunch
break short. Then I’m gonna put you on the highest tariff…on the metre. If you
happy with that then I will cut my lunch break short and we can head off now.
B: No, that’s not a problem if you don’t mind doing
that, I’m sorry to be annoying.
A: No worries, OK. I’ll read my magazine later.
B: This seems to be taking a very long time.
A: Are you always this impatient love?
B: Aww I’m sorry I don’t mean to seem impatient. I
was just asking does it always take this long on this route?
A: When there’s traffic it does?
B: How long do you think it’s gonna take?
A: Hold on, I’ll just consult my crystal ball and
see when this traffic is gonna clear up shall I?
B: It’s not my fault that you don’t like your own
job. I actually love my job. Got a funny way of showing it to your customers.
OK thank you. I couldn’t see the metre so…
A: Well, it’s quite clear love, it say £60.
B: How much?
A: £60.
B: Well, how has it come to that much?
A: I told you I’m gonna put the metre on the
highest tariff.
You got me to cut my lunch break short.
B: I haven’t got £60 on me.
A: Do you know what I fucking knew the moment you
got in the taxi that you were gonna be trouble.
B: Well you shouldn’t have taken me on then should
you.
A: It’s £60 that’s it. In case you feel like
jumping out and not paying. I’m gonna take you somewhere else.
B: Excuse me. I’m not being rude to you or anything
so I don’t know why you are being rude to me. And where are you exactly taking
me?
A: I am gonna take you somewhere, where you will
feel less inclined to hop out and not pay.
B: Sounds dangerous. I’m not to sure…
A: Listen love, as much as I like our little chats.
B: What’s it gonna be? OK fine, I will do that.
A: That should do. We gonna get disturbed here.
B: What is this place?
A: It’s an old builders yard.
B: I’m alone. You silly girl. I can do this. Just
don’t tell anybody about this.
A: I can’t make up my mind if you’re a con artist,
or a fucking nutter. Either way your gonna suck my….
B: Excuse me. Don’t touch me, I’m touching you.
A: Fucking get down there and get it out, and start
sucking…
B: I can see you’re a professional to this sort of
thing.
A: Come on, wake him up.
B: How long this…have to last?
A: Until that things your sucking spits at you.
B: Sexy words. Are you trying to suffocate me?
A: Knock off the act and get…
B: I think that’s it now.
A: No a fucking chance.
B: I have a £40
surely that’s enough.
A:…see that….get your fucking lips around it. I’m fucking dying to see what’s fucking under there.
A:…see that….get your fucking lips around it. I’m fucking dying to see what’s fucking under there.
Erotic/Sexual Conversation
Fabulous Busty Lady Spreads Her Legs in the Car to
Pay a Taxi Ride
A: No, I’m not just playing with you.
B: Oh my God. Ok, Ok, let me think for a minute.
Hahaha… You serious?
A: Absolutely.
B: Shut up!
A: I tell you what, with the prices in this city...
B: Yeah, yeah. I know, just do it. Theres other people
though. People won’t be able to see me, I won’t get in trouble?
A: I’s okay. No problems.
B: Are you sure?
A: No one will see, no one looks into the taxi.
B: Oh my God. I mean out of a lot of things, this
is the last thing I expected to hear today. Hahaha… Ok, ok, really. Ok, I’ll do
it. I’ll do it. This is exciting! Are you ready?
A: Alright, I’m ready.
B: Ready?
A: Yeah.
B: OK.
A: Wow!
B: Hahaha…
A: They are incredible!
B: Yeah, I’ve pretty…
A: Totes amazeballs, right? Wow! Amazing.
B: Pardon?
A: That’s it, you’ve got yourself a free ride.
B: Oh my God! This is exciting.
A: Hahaha…
B: And is there like an extension, like can you ask
the driver if we do other stuff too? Hahaha…Can I have you driving me around
everywhere? Take me to the airport later?
A: I think we can arrange something.
B: Oh, my goodness.
A: What you have got in mind then?
B: I’m all hot and bothered. I don’t know but I
mean it’s really roomy back here. Do you want to hope in back here with me for
a minute? Or two? I don’t know may be you’re married. Maybe I shouldn’t be saying
that.
A: No, we’re
good there. I couldn’t find anyone who could put it with me long enough.
B: Hahaha..
A: Okay, …I tell you what, Let’s work out a deal.
B: Okay.
A: I’ll drive you around for a couple of days and I’ll
drive you to the airport. And…
B: And I’ll welcome you to South America. Hahaha…I’ll
show you how nice South American women can be.
A: Hahaha..
B: How friendly.
A: I can’t wait to find out how nice and sweet
South American women can be.
B: Well, I can give you a free preview.
A: You’ve got yourself a deal.
B: Oh, my God.
A: You’ve got yourself a driver for two days.
B: Ok, cool. I am so in, definitely. You’re going
to have to drive me everywhere. Hahaha…How long a list of stuff I want to do?
A: Not a problem.
B: Are you going to come and join me John? Oh my
goodness…Well look at you and your greasy tradition. Hi.
A: Wow! You are gorgeous.
B: Thank you.
A: Let’s see what you’ve got hiding under here.Erotic/Sexual Conversation
Quick
Backseat B/Job For A F/Driver Pays Better Than Money For The Ride
A: I
notice you got a accent, where are you from, love?
B: I’m
from Italy.
A: Oh,
wow!
B: I’m
here as an exchange student.
A: So you
have left sunny …. for, rainy ….
B: Yeah,
not for long though, got to go back soon.
A: Right
there is the campus, I’ll just pull up over here will that be OK?
B: Yeah
brilliant. Thank you.
A: That
will be £60, love.
B: There
you go I got my card.
A: What’s
that?
B: It’s my
student card
A: Why you
are giving me your student card?
B: Because
I should get a discount.
A: Discount?
Not in a taxi you don’t love I’m afraid.
B: Are you
sure?
A: It’s £60.
B: I haven't got that much of money I’m afraid.
A: You
haven’t got enough to pay me?
B: No.
A: It looks
like you gonna be late for your test for a start um…
B: I didn’t
expect it to be so expensive.
A: Right
listen, there is another way we can work
this out. Let me jump in the back with you, give me a b/job and I‘ll let
you off the whole fare.
B: No. Out
of the question.
A: It’s either
that or… I’m gonna take you to the middle of nowhere drop you off and can you find your own way back.
B: No.
That’s so rude.
A: This is
my living, I got bills to pay…If you haven’t got the money to pay then you’ve just
had a ride for nothing. And I need something so…what’s it gonna be love?
B: I can’t
be late, so…if we do that you got to hurry up…yeah?
A: I know
a quiet little place just down here.
B: That’s
a rip off £60.
A: You
could always get a bus.
B: There a
bit cheaper.
A: I think
this should do nicely.
B:
Alright.
A: Aww my
God I didn’t realise you had such a nice body hiding under that coat.
B: Really.
A: I’m
gonna enjoy this.
B: Let’s
see this… then. You want me to… it. For my ride.
A: I think
it’s a fair deal don’t you?
B: Well…
A: I tell
you what, get down there on your knees.
B: My hands
are freezing.
A: Don’t worry
I like cold hands.
B: What do
you think?
A: I’m amazed. I tell you what though you got me so fucking turned on I don’t think a b/job is gonna do it, I want a bit more.
A: I’m amazed. I tell you what though you got me so fucking turned on I don’t think a b/job is gonna do it, I want a bit more.
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Blonde
Businesswoman Having Hot Sex With F/Taxi Driver
A: Are you
having a rough day?
B: Fucking
men are all the same.
A: Only a
man can put an angry look like that on a pretty face like yours that’s for
sure. What’s up anything I can help you with?
B: Unless
you can turn back the time and stop my husband from cheating with that whore up
the road. I dought it.
A: I’m afraid
I can’t turn back time but you know what they say?
B: What do
they say?
A: I’ve
forgotten what they say. You know what they say, don’t get mad get even.
B: Get
even?
A: What
good for the goose is good for the
gander.
B: I guessing
your…the guy to help me to get even, is that what your suggesting?
A: Well if
the cap fits you know.
B: No,
your alright. Your old enough to be my dad anyway.
A: You
cheeky little slut. Can’t believe you said that.
B: Well,
sorry but…it’s true.
A: fucking
hell you keep that up and I’ll put you over my knee and I’ll fucking spank your
little arse, like the cheeky little slut that you are.
B: Say
that again I quite like that.
A: Do you
like it when you get talked to like that yeah?
B: Yeah. Do
you know what…He deserves it anyway, your on. If you talked to me like that.
A: That
sounds like a plan.
B: So,
where are we driving to then, driver?
A: I got a
little place just up the road, it’s an old builders yard that no one every
uses.
B: Aww
yeah!
A: We’ll
pull up there.
B: Yeah, I
think I’m gonna have fun with this. So you gonna help me with this revenge?
A: To
right I am. Are you need is a good fucking seeing to.
B: Aww you reckon. So are
you gonna give me a spanking?Erotic/Sexual Conversation
Passionate Young Redhead Having Awesome Ride
B: What! This is the place I just went.
A: Does it look familiar?
B: Yes. What is this about?
A: If you did something like those other girls had had done, then I’d…prepare
to see yourself on the internet.
B: That fucking bastard.
A: I know the guys studio number and the girl was really nice so…she was
nice to me so, I helped her out. I phone up the guy and said, that he can’t
fucking show that video or I’ll be around there…to have some words with him.
B: Can you help me?
A: Can I help you?
B: Because if you did that for that girl I really want the same.
A: Yeah, but she was nice to me.
B: How nice?
A: Really nice.
B: What are you talking about, what do you want?
A: I don’t want anything, I’m telling you what happened.
B: So,…
A: She was nice to me and I was nice to her. And then I sorted it and
helped her out.
B: So, if I’m nice to you, you will help me?
A: Yeah, but you got to be really nice.
B: How nice? You want me to blow you?
A: if our offering I wouldn’t say no yeah.
B: You know when I came to the taxi, I thought you were a nice guy so…it
could be nice.
A: well if I come in the back…and we have some fun. I’ll help you out. I’ll
help you.
B: Ok, so we have a deal.
A: We need to fuck as well though.
B: What?
A: We need to fuck as well. The last girl she fucked me.
B: Ok.
A: Ok.
B: Ok, yeah.
A: Just like that?
B: Yeap, haha.
A: So, you can take your seat belt off we are not going anywhere for a while.
A: So, you can take your seat belt off we are not going anywhere for a while.
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F/Driver UK getting An Awesome Head By A Spicy Latina
A: Hey, jump in.
B: And I know the way as well so don’t go taking any long routes, to get
more money out of me.
A: Don’t worry I’m not that kind of driver.
B: They all say that. It’s a bit dirty in the back here, don’t you clean
your taxi?
A: Blimey who rattled your cage? I’ve been busy. I haven’t had a change to
get it cleaned. I probably get it done at the weekend.
B: Well, when I’m paying good money to be taken somewhere I do expect
the taxi to be clean. It’s not exactly like you charge mini cab prices is it?
(Then she is on the phone with someone…)
B: Hi there honey, how are you?
B: Good to hear that…
B: Guess I am on my way to right now?
B: Yes, I’m gonna see that guy.
B: It’s a bit scary. I’ve never cheated on Roger before.
B: I have to get fucked by this guy. He is so hot. Buy the sounds of it
he has got a lot of money.
B: Yes babe, alright I will call you later and let you know how it goes.
B: Alright then bye.
B: What’s the time? Is there any chance you can make it a bit faster as
well please.
A: Slow down speed up, bloody hell love.
B: I mean go slow over the bumps. You can speed up when there is no
bumps. God you are a cheeky driver. Have you ever heard that the customer is
always right?
A: Obviously not.
B: And why are we stopping? What’s going on here?
A: I’ve been listening to you bust my chops since you got in the taxi. Now
it is my fucking turn. I heard your conversation that you gonna cheat on your husband
an meet up a guy for a fuck.
B: I think your mistaken.
A: No. You did said it, and I tell you what I’ve actually got it on
camera. Have a look up there in the corner. Have a close look. I’ve recorded
that entire conversation you just had. I wonder how that would look on the
internet I bet I would get a million hits.
B: How much is it gonna cost for you to give me that footage? How much
money we can go to the cash point right now.
A: No fuck cash, I don’t want cash. I want the same as what you were
about to give that guy you gonna meet up with.
B: What do you mean you want the same?
A: Well I want to …. you.
B: Are you serious?
A: And put that fucking mouth to good use for once instead of fucking
having a go at taxi drivers just trying to earn a living.
B: Look, I’m really sorry.
A: Sorry, don’t cut it.
B: I’m really sorry that I was so…demanding and moody.
A: So what’s it gonna be internet or we gonna have a bit of fucking, or
I’m gonna have a bit of fun.
B: Are you really serious?
A: Yes, I’m serious.
B: My husband can’t find out, that I’m gonna cheat on him.
A: You should of thought twice about that before fucking chewing my
fucking ball off when you got in my taxi.
B: I’m never ever getting a taxi again.
A: Get down there on your fucking knees. And I don’t want to hear anymore
fucking moaning out of you either.
B: After this you will delete the tape yeah?
A: I’ll delete the tape if I’m satisfied.
B: Is that what you want?
A: It’s a good start. All that pretending that you were born with a
silver spoon in your mouth, more like you … of a guy with a silver spoon in his
mouth.
Erotic/Sexual Conversation
Professional
F/Driver Seducing Astonishing Babe in the Backseat.
A: You
been waiting there long?
B: No, not
really. It was about 5 minutes, so it’s alright.
A: That’s
quite lucky.
B: Yeah.
A: Are you
off anywhere nice at all?
B: No, not
really. I’m just going round to my girlfriends.
A:
Girlfriends? As in partner girlfriend or just a friend?
B: Partner
girlfriend, yeah.
A: The way
you said that make me think that was what you meant.
B: Yeah,
yeah. Does it shock you?
A: No. not
me. Live and let live, that’s my motto. If it make you happy that’s all that
matters.
B: Yeah.
A: I can
see what you’re doing.
B: What?
You’re adjusting the mirror, aren’t you?
A: You can’t
blame me, I haven’t seen a growler for ages.
B: A what?
A: A hairy…I
haven’t seen one of those in a long time.
B: Really?
A: Yeah.
Everybody seems to shave it these days. I love hairy…
B: I can’t
think why they do really, but…
A: No. No
wonder you weren’t cold.
B: Cold…hahaha.
A: That’s
given me a right hard on. Sorry, I shouldn’t really have said that, but…I’m just being
honest here. Look, if you don’t mind me asking, when was the last time you had
a ….?
B: It’s been
a while. May be a few years, maybe.
A: A few
years.
B: Yeah. I’ve
been with my partner a long time, you know?
A: Do you
miss it?
B: Yeah, I’ve
got to say I do really. It’s never really the same is it? You know…
A: I tell
you what, that…I can’t keep my on the road, I keep looking… at your…Fucking
hell, I wouldn’t mind jumping in the back there and having a little bit of fun
with you.
B: Oh, right.
Well…I don’t really have to be home in a rush, you know?
A: Are you
serious? Are you winding me up? You’re just teasing me because you know I can’t
keep my eyes off your…
B: No.
A:
Serious?
B: Well…I’m
guessing that was an offer, so yeah. I mean, I miss it so…why not?
A: It was
an offer.
B: Hahaha…
A: Ok,
your girlfriends not going to be thinking where you are or worried?
B: No. I don’t
think so, no. She’ll be alright.
A: Ok,
well I’ll see if I can find a little place to pull up.
B: Ok.
A: Tease
me a little bit more, give me a proper glance.
B: Yeah,
of course.
A: Oh my
God! …
….
A: What do
you reckon, does this look quite enough?
B: Yeah,
it’s pretty out of the way, isn’t it? Tucked up in the corner.
A: Wow,
now we’ll look at the rest. That is hot. Get this off. You have far too many
clothes on. I can’t resist it anymore.
B: Is that
a CCTV sign?
A: Oh,
fuck me! I forgot to mention that.
B: Hahaha…
A: Yeah,
it’s a security camera. It’s up there. You can see it up in the corner. Are you
OK with it?
B: Yeah, I
don’t mind.
A: Bit
late now isn’t it, really?
B: Oh, that’s good…I like it. I like it very much.
B: Oh, that’s good…I like it. I like it very much.
Erotic/Sexual Conversation
Skillful Lady Pay For the Ride in Her Own Style
A: No worries.
B: I won’t be long.
A: Ok. Everything alright? You sorted?
B: Your not going to believe this…
A: Emm…the cash machine just swallowed my card.
B: Your kidding?
A: No.
B: Well…What do you want me to do? Do you want me
to take you back home, so you can get some money from home?
B: I don’t have any cash at home.
A: You have no cash at home either?
B: It’s just my bank card, all my money is on
there.
A: Ok. You got any collateral? Let a watch or a
gold ring or something?
B: Nothing too valuable.
A: What do you suggest we do then?
B: I don’t know? What do you have in mind?
A: Well, like I said, if you’ve got no collateral then…I
don’t know. I don’t even know what to suggest? I do know that I need to be paid
though.
B: Well, what about…if I maybe…give you a b/job?
Would that work for you?
A: Hahaha…I feel like I’m being played here.
B: Well, check this out, I don’t think you are.
A: I’ve been checking it out since you got in the
taxi.
B: I think it’s quite a good deal.
A: You know what I’ve had a good week and you’re a sexy
woman, so why the hell not. I deserve it. I deserve a b/job I think, at the end
of a hard week.
B: Let’s do it then.
A: Alright. You’ve got a deal. Let’s go and find
somewhere quieter then.
B: Okay.
A: What do you reckon? Quiet enough?
B: I hope so.
A: So, do you want to sit down. Or…? How do you
want…
B: Did I just…you’ve got no knickers on.
A: No. I don’t like knickers.
B: You’re my kind of girl.
A: I am quite naughty yes.
B: So would you like to sit down?
A: I think that would be best.
B: You got this special.
A: To be paid. Hahaha.
B: I see. That how you sold ha?
A: I recognize those as well. Is that like a
cupless bra? Or is…
B: What…
A: No worry, no-one is going to see us up here.
B: Let me…
A: That nice. I like that, that’s very nice.
B: Thank you.
A: You’ve a lovely…
B: I’m getting all shy now.
A: You shy! I don’t believe it. You that walks
around with no knickers on, offering taxi drivers…. There is no way your
getting shy.
B: Just a little bit. Sometimes a little bit is good.
A: I tell you what. I got a little thing I forgot
to tell you about. Read that sign up there.
B: I see.
A: You don’t mind do you?
B: I will decide later.
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Erotic/Sexual Conversation
Long-Haired Blonde Trying to Exchange…for Ride.
A: You know! Do you remember? Last time you picked me
up, it was quite a while ago.
B: You must have me mistaken for another driver
love.
A: No…I definitely haven’t. Definitely not, I would
not forget you. At All.
B: You would not forget me. Why would you not forget
me then?
A: Why would I not forget you? And… the fact that
you said I had to fuck you or you were gonna put it on the internet. And you
did put it on the fucking internet. But to be honest I should say thank you,
and actually say thanks for the favour. Because, well I have a large number of
male people who think I’m very popular kind of pornstar now.
B: For a minute there I thought you were gonna rip
my balls off for doing that.
A: No…
B: So it worked out right then?
A: It worked out very well actually. Yeah, and I’m a
bit of a hottie now apparently. So…is this switched on over here?
B: Are you remember where it is as well?
A: Well…how could I forget. It is on?
B: Yeah, It’s on.
A: Your such a pervert.
B: You can’t blame a guy for trying. Well actually
seeing as it worked out so well for you. How do you fancy doing a sequel?
A: What, now?
B: Yeah today, or you are in a hurry?
A: No…I don’t suppose I’m in a hurry no. Is it gonna
be worth my while, am I gonna get a good video to add for my male fans.
B: I promise you that I will get it up on the
internet for you by tomorrow.
A: By tomorrow?
B: By tomorrow.
A: I think I’m ready to do the sequel. I’m felling a
little bit naughty. Very naughty.
B: So…open those legs for me then.
A: Right now while we are driving? Really.
B: It’s all coming back to me now I remember those beautiful
long legs of yours.
A: Do you. It’s a good job I got my nice lovely
matching lingerie on then isn’t it today. That was a good chance. I bet you
think yours lucks right in.
B: Pull your knickers across I want to see that
sweat little … again.
A: It’s okay then.
B: Aww yeah…I remember that.
A: Do you. It’s nice and smooth, freshly shaved.
B: I had better find a place to pull up hadn’t I?
A: I think you better had. I might have to start
without you.
B: I know a place actually my mates yard.
A: Okay…
B: What do you think? Does this look quiet enough?
A: Yes. I was wondering what you were doing, I was
like where are we going. Like a little secret garage. So, we are here.
B: Back on the backseat again.
A: Yeah…
B: Oh my god. I remember you.
A: Do you remember me now? Such we’re having sex,
today.
B: Come on you look fucking hot.
A: Yeah…
B: And cool I don’t have to trick you into trying me
this time.
A: Oh, you have to try me. I want you to try me
good.
B: Let me try yours first.
A: Oh..yeah.
B: Yes, that good.
A: Do you think I look really innocent?
B: Innocent is not what springs to mind.
A: It’s been a while since I’ve seen this.
B: How do you feel?
A: Oh, yes. It tastes good.
A: Oh, yes. It tastes good.
Erotic/Sexual
Conversation
Jolly Blondy With Small
Boobs Blows…
A: You weren’t meant to
hear that sorry.
B: Oh, really? It’s
alright, I quite liked it.
A: My apologies again
for saying what I said out loud.
B: Hah, don’t worry
about it. Like I said, I quite liked it. Might have to actually take you up on
the offer. You think I’m joking don’t you?
A: Well, I deserve it if
you were teasing me. But are you serious?
B: Yeah. Put it this
way…I need a little bit of fun, it’s been a while. It’s been about a bloody
month, I haven’t had any fun.
A: Alright.
B: Been too busy
working.
A: I would love too.
Your fucking gorgeous. I would love to get in the back with you.
B: Thank you. You pretty
fit yourself. You’ve got my bits going anyway.
A: I had better find a
little place to pull up, hadn’t I?
B: Yeah, that would be an idea.
A: Actually I think I’ve
got just the spot.
….
B: what do you reckon,
does this look quiet enough?
A: Yeah I think it’ll
do.
B: You have got far too
many clothes on.
A: I have, haven’t I.
B: let me see.
A: you want to see?
B: Oh yeah. I love
little titties.
A: You have got the most
suckable nipples I have seen in a long time.
B: Oh…ah, ah, ah. That’s
nice.
A: You’ve got a big boy.
B: Why don’t you take it out and find
out.
A: Oh, hahaha…my love. I
liked that.
B: Actually I tell you what, I’ve got a little
confession to make. Read that sign up there.
A: Where’s it?
B: Up there in the corner.
A: Can you see it?
B: Is that it?
A: Yeah. It’s on record as well.
B: I don’t mind.
A: Hahahaha.
B: As long as I get…
A: I tell you what…
B: …get a copy.
A: I’m sure I can sort something out for you.
Seen as you know it’s there I might as well take it down and get a better shot.
B: Oh…your boy is big for me…
A: Oh my god…it is so good.
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Conversation
Silly Beauty Believes A
Horny Driver And…
A: Ok and what brings you over to sunny place
like here?
B: Wow. Honestly? Well I’m looking for a
husband.
A: Are you serious?
B: Yeah. Hahaha…
B: So, what’s wrong with the men in your town?
A: Actually nothing they are nice but this is
more interesting. Yeah, I’m looking for a really nice gentleman. I think you
are more generous, you know?
B: Oh, ha…
A: Yeah.
B: This is going to sound really strange.
A: Why?
B: I’ll marry you.
A: No, you are joking. Are you serious?
B: Yeah. I’ve been single for quite a while and
it would be really nice to have a wife. Someone to come home to after a hard
days work.
A: Yeah I understand you.
B: Could you see yourself married to a taxi
driver like me?
A: I don’t know. What can you offer to me? What
are the benefits I would get?
B: Well, I’ve got a steady job…
A: Yeah.
B:…I’ve got a nice house…and I’ve got a big
cock.
A: Hahaha…
B: In all seriousness I would love to marry you,
I think you are a very beautiful woman.
A: So, just from the first sight?
B: Yeah. You know what they say, love at first
sight.
A: Ah…ha. Yeah
B: There is one very important detail.
It’s something I believe in that and that’s, the sex has to be good or the relationship
won’t work.
A: Well, I agree 100%. Yeah.
B: So shall we see if the sex is any good
between us?
A: You mean now?
B: Yeah.
A: I don’t know. I guess you’re
adventurous just like me.
B: You are quite handsome. I guess we can try.
A: well…actually I know a quite little place
where we can pull up just up here. I’ll jump in the back with you.
…
B: This is a lovely road. Hahaha.
A: I thought it would be really nice and quiet
around here. I didn’t think anyone would be crazy enough to come out on a day
like this.
B: I doesn’t look so.
A: Well. So you’re going to be my future wife
are you?
B: we will see that. Hahaha…
A: It’s been a long time since I’ve undone one
of those.
B: Oh…really.
A: Oh my god.
B: What is it?
A: Hmm. That’s pretty.
B: Yeah…yeah.
A: Oh my god.
B: That is amazing, I haven’t seen one of them
in a really long time.
A: I
know…hahaha.
B: That’s incredible…come here.
A: Oh my god. Hmm…hmm.
B: Oh…yes. Ah…ha…ah…ah…yes.
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A: Yeah
B: I get
it, the pennies just dropped. Are you going to get your tits done?
A: Hahaha.
How do you know that it was my tits that I am getting done?
B: It was
just a wild guess.
A: Really?
Do they look like they need doing then?
B: I tell
you what, from where I’m sitting, absolutely not. They look fucking fantastic.
A: They
just need a little bit of extra stuffing. You know us women, never satisified.
B: Hahaha,
very true! Very true. I tell you what, I’m going to be a little bit cheeky
here…
A: Yeah?
B: How
would you like to save having this taxi fare?
A: What do
you mean?
B: Well,
if you show me your tits before you go and mess around with them, I won’t
charge you for this fare.
A: So, If
I show you my tits now…
B: Yep!
A: …then
you are going to let me off the fare.
B:
Absolutely
A: Ok. So,
roughly how much is this taxi ride going to cost me?
B: Hahaha,
only about 30 quid.
A: Well,
that’s a nice bottle of wine.
B: Well,
true. True.
A: Just in
my bra?
B: Well, I
would like to see a little bit more then that.
A: Would
you?
B: Just
pull the bra down a little bit.
A: For
£30? Cheek? You really a cheeky bugger aren’t you? Let me umm…Let me show you.
I don’t mind. There we go! Can you see them?
B: They
are beautiful.
A: Do you
want to see them out?
B: I want
to see you nipples, yeah?
A: You
want to see my nipples.
B: Yeah, I
want to see your nipples.
A: Not
satisified with just seeing my babies in the bra? You want to see…those as
well.
B: Wow!
You have a gorgeous tits, I love those nipples.
A: Thank
you. There we go. You’ve got me all hot then. I feel a little bit embarrassed.
A: I had a
little bit of a flush and all. You got me right turned on sitting up here.
A: Got you
turn on?
B: Yes, I
am.
A: Oh,
dear! And you’ve just started your shift so you can’t even go home and sort
yourself out.
B: No, I’m
just trying to think of something that will allow me to see a little bit more.
But I’ve got nothing left to barter with. How about…I’ll fill your purse up
with 200 quid, if you…
A: Yeah…
B: …let me
jump in the back and wrap those lovely lips around my cock. Give me a b/job.
A: If I
want to suck…, you’d give me £200?
B: Yes!
A: …just
to suck…?
B: Just to
suck my…
A: Let me
think about it….I think that’s… yeah. I’m up for that.
B: Yeah.
A:
Yeah…I’m up. I’m up for that.
B: Suppose
I would better find a quiet spot to pull up then, hadn’t I?
A: I think
you ought to. I don’t want anybody else seeing me….
B: I can’t
wait any longer. I want to get those lips around my…, so this will have to do.
A: Ok,
come and get it.
B: You
stay right where you are.
A: Right
here? Like that? So you want me to…
B: Yes.
That was the deal wasn’t it?
A: It
definitely for £200?
B: Yes.
And a free ride.
A:
Perfect. Nice bottle of wine for me this evening. I do like to tease….New, improve
babies on their way.
B: I love
the old boobies.
A: Do you
like them? Are you going to feel them? Feel them as well? Is that going to make
your….
B: Am I
pushing my luck a little bit here?
A: Just a
little.
B: I tell
you what, it’s only fair that while you doing it, you at least take that jumper
off.
A: Ok.
It’s only fair.
B:
Especially as I haven’t earned any money yet today.
A: Do you
like that? Just like that? You just want to admire them as I’m sucking on
your….? May I get it out?
B:
Absolutely.
A: Wuh!
Some of them wasn’t even done up. Have you been getting yourself a bit…oh my
goodness me! Look at that.
B: You
see… I think I’m beginning to see why hubby is quite happy to spend money on
you. If you look after him like this.
A: I look
after him well.
B: So,
you’ve still got sensitive nipples?
A: Yes,
very sensitive. Be careful with them.
B: What do
you mean? Do you mean just don’t bite them? I’d forgotten how sweet this… is.
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